S-Biner
Carry cords, keys, what have you with the S-Biner Ahhh (£3). This dual-ended product features two robust gate carabiner clips for carrying/joining rope, stainless steel construction, and two built-in bottle openers which will no doubt need require alcoholic acrobatics to open two at once.
Maybe they should be sold at your local climbing store but for the timebeing you can buy them direct.
